Receiving a bad gift has got to be the most awkward situation to be in. Think about it, it's Christmas morning, your in the living room with your entire family, the little ones are screaming their heads off fighting over gifts, then your tia Mary hands you a shiny red box with a tag that reads " To: Adriana, From: Santa," like i'm not old enough to realize that Santa doesn't exist? I'm 24 not 6, I figured it out like a long time ago! Anyways, so you smile and politely thank your tia, you hold the gift on your lap and hope they won't make you open it on the spot, but you know that's not possible. "Open your gift mija," your tia Mary insists. Ughhh. So you open the gift, low and behold, the gift sucks.You fake a smile and say "OMG it's exactly what I wanted!" But really, you cant wait to hide it in the back of your closet, never to be seen in public again. It's not that you expected to receive something awesome like a new pair of Jeffrey Campbell's or this, but at least something that isn't lame,Right? I am not being picky, i'm just surprised that my family members thought it would be a good idea to give me a pink fluffy beanie with a playboy bunny symbol on the side? Do you even know me? So don't be a lame gift giver, and try giving that weird girl in your family something she will actually like. Trust me, I would know.
$20 or Less
$15 and Up |
iTunes
iTunes gift cards are on point. If she's weird and you don't understand her it's because she probably always has her headphones on, which means she more than likely has an iPod, which also must mean she likes music and therefore she will love an iTunes gift card.
$8 |
Etsy
As I always say, "The weirder the better," and these nail decals may just be the perfect gift for that angsty little bitch in your family who is giving you a hard time and making you surf the web just so you can find her a gift that she wont hate. This is it right here.
$12.50 |
I mean come on 'Brony' or not, how could any one deny these ear buds? They are precious! I'm sure every song that plays out of these is great.
$14 |
I have never received a book as a gift, like EVER! Which is really surprising because apparently my family members would rather me walk around wearing a fluffy pink beanie with a playboy bunny symbol on the side than read a book. Interesting.
$20 |
Sure shes a little strange, but that does not mean she does not like to smell good. FYI, she likes to smell damn good. and FYI, this Versace smells damn good too.
$10 |
Cats. Are. Cool.
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